If this is you, please don't shake my hand

A friend sent me this the link to this video. For those who don't know, I have...issues with people who don't practice proper hygiene. Fatherhood is obviously really tough on me. Last night as we were praying I felt this gooey, wetness on my arm. I opened my eyes to see my son wiping something off of his hand and onto arm. I asked him if he wiping his snot on me. He looked shocked and said no...he had just drooled on me and was wiping it off. I felt much better.