"Him we proclaim, warning everyone and teaching everyone with all wisdom, that we may present everyone mature in Christ. For this I toil, struggling with all his energy that he powerfully works within me." Col 1:28-29
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Uh...does this make anyone else uncomfortable?
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=museum&near=San+Francisco,+California,+United+States&ie=UTF8&view=map&om=1&layer=c&cbll=37.786543,-122.493491&cbp=2,301.359472786112,0.597284478470746,3&ll=37.797475,-
Here is a link to two news story on the new map:
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-6187556.html
http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/05/29/google-maps-now-with-360-streetside-views/
Google has a van that randomly drives around and takes pictures of people unawares and then plasters it on the internet? This is too weird. It does explain some things, however. Last week, several men barged into our house wearing blue jumpsuits that said "Google" and started taking pictures. We found this picture when we google mapped our house:
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Preachers are "the bore of this age"
"There is, perhaps, no greater hardship at present inflicted on mankind in civilized and free countries, than the necessity of listening to sermons. No-one but a preaching clergyman has, in these realms, the power of compelling an audience to sit silent, and be tormented…..
A member of Parliament can be coughed down or counted out. Town councilors can be tabooed. But no-one can rid himself of the preaching clergyman. He is the bore of the age, …the nightmare that disturbs our Sunday’s rest, the incubus that overloads our religion and makes God’s service distasteful" (53-54).
Monday, May 28, 2007
For Star Wars fans...
My friend sent me a link to this video he and his son put together. It's a must see for dads who are Star Wars fans....
http://home.insightbb.com/~bjphillips/
Saturday, May 26, 2007
If this is you, please don't shake my hand
A friend sent me this the link to this video. For those who don't know, I have...issues with people who don't practice proper hygiene. Fatherhood is obviously really tough on me. Last night as we were praying I felt this gooey, wetness on my arm. I opened my eyes to see my son wiping something off of his hand and onto arm. I asked him if he wiping his snot on me. He looked shocked and said no...he had just drooled on me and was wiping it off. I felt much better.
Little something for your Saturday morning...
Just finished the rough draft on my last paper. My vacation is over, but at least I got done all that I had to. Bill Murray is one very funny man.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Monday, May 21, 2007
Mr. T says Treat Your Mother Right
This week, I'm on vacation. Unfortunately, I'm spending my vacation working on papers for my seminar in June. During study breaks, in addition to hanging out with Whitney and the kids, I will be examining the profound ethical teachings of Mr. T.
Friday, May 18, 2007
Iolanthe
I kept notes throughout the opera. She occasionally would lean over to let me know about something she wanted me to write down (“Where did Big Ben get its name?”).
LORD CH. Now, sir, what excuse have you to offer for having disobeyed an order of the Court of Chancery?
STREPH. My Lord, I know no Courts of Chancery; I go by Nature's Acts of Parliament. The bees--the breeze--the seas--the rooks--the brooks--the gales--the vales--the fountains and the mountains cry, "You love this maiden--take her, we command you!" 'Tis writ in heaven by the bright barbed dart that leaps forth into lurid light from each grim thundercloud. The very rain pours forth her sad and sodden sympathy! When chorused Nature bids me take my love, shall I reply, "Nay, but a certain Chancellor forbids it"? Sir, you are England's Lord High Chancellor, but are you Chancellor of birds and trees, King of the winds and Prince of thunderclouds?
LORD CH. No. It's a nice point. I don't know that I ever met it before. But my difficulty is that at present there's no evidence before the Court that chorused Nature has interested herself in the matter.
STREPH. No evidence! You have my word for it. I tell you that she bade me take my love.
LORD CH. Ah! but, my good sir, you mustn't tell us what she told you--it's not evidence. Now an affidavit from a thunderstorm, or a few words on oath from a heavy shower, would meet with all the attention they deserve.
STREPH. And have you the heart to apply the prosaic rules of evidence to a case which bubbles over with poetical emotion?
LORD CH. Distinctly. I have always kept my duty strictly before my eyes, and it is to that fact that I owe my advancement to my present distinguished position
I find myself echoing the Chancellor’s words: “It’s a nice point…but…”
On our way to the Ice Cream Shop, Hannah and I talked about this understanding of love. I asked her what it meant to love someone. Hannah replied, “I think it means you really, really like someone.”
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Wedding Vows
In fact, recently I was at a wedding where I thought the vows had been a little…off. When I asked other people who had attended the wedding if they had noticed the strange wording, they had no clue what I was talking about. The most important aspect of the wedding had completely gone over their heads. So, here’s some excerpts of what I said on Saturday.
L and J, there are many components of the vows you will be making today. I’d like to focus on four.
1. Your vows contain a recognition of God’s Sovereign control over your life and specifically your marriage.
The first thing you will each say is this: “Before God who brought us together/and before these witnesses.” When you say it is God who brought you together, you are not just acknowledging that He had a special role in beginning your relationship. Rather, you are recognizing that this relationship is part of His overall sovereign plan for your life.
God is surely sovereign in the huge, cosmic sense:
“He is the radiance of the glory of God and the exact imprint of his nature, and he upholds the universe by the word of his power” (Heb. 1:3).
But he is involved in the personal details of our lives as well:
“Your eyes saw my unformed substance; in your book were written, every one of them, the days that were formed for me, when as yet there were none of them” Psalm 139:16.
Today is an important day, but according to the psalmist it is just like every other day in that God has ordained it from the time before you were born. The truth that God is sovereign over every day of your life should not to fill you with a sense of fatalism but rather with a humble trust in His provision for the future.
There will be good days in your future. There will be pay raises, promotions, perhaps children, sweet times of following after the Lord, fruit in your ministry, joy in your relationship. When these come, you will recognize that it is not your own hand that has brought you to this point but the omnipotent hand of God.
There will be bad days in your future. Some would argue that a wedding is not the time to speak of such days, but I believe we must. God promises difficult times for His children. In your future there probably will be huge bills, accidents, conflict, illness of some sort, and, if the Lord tarries, even death. Today can be a day you look back on as you continue to trust in the faithful hand of your shepherd.
{Your vows contain a recognition of God’s Sovereign control over your marriage.}
2. Your vows contain a commitment to leave and cleave.
You will each commit to take the other to be your wife or husband/to have and to hold from this day forward.
The covenant you enter into today is a watershed event. From this point on your relationship with every other person in this room changes, beginning with your relationship with one another as you cling to one another.
Scriptural basis for this marital holding is found in the record of the first marriage:
“But for Adam there was not found a helper fit for him. So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. Then the man said, “This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.” Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.” Genesis 2:20b-24.
You are vowing to strive for oneness. This is not easy. To be one with another person you must die daily to yourself.
{Your vows contain a recognition of God’s sovereign control over your marriage; they contain a commitment to leave and cleave}
3. Your vows contain a commitment to fulfill your God-given roles.
There is a part of your marriage vows that will be unique.
J, you will vow to love L as Christ loved the church, to give yourself up for her, as Christ gave Himself up for the church.
L, you will vow to love J and submit to Him as the church loves and submits to Christ.
I have been to weddings where the couple’s vows have been identical. Your vows are not because you recognize that God is calling you each to something very different in this marriage.
J, Paul’s words to you in Ephesians 5 are strong: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word.” “In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church.”
J, you are committing to fulfill your role as a servant-leader. This is not the leadership as the world views it.
-The world says a leader loves himself; God says a leader loves others
-The world says a leader takes; God says a leader gives
-The world says a leader is strong; God says a leader is weak;
-The world says a leader is self-confident; God says a leader humbles himself
-The world says a leader has a strong personality; God says a leader meek
-The world says that leaders are in a position of prominence; God says that a leader is to be like Christ who traded the glories of heaven for the humility of earth and, what’s more, the humiliation of the death of a condemned criminal.
And there, in the humiliating death of a criminal, we see the essence of Christ-like leadership. J, be a Christ-like leader for your wife. This is the difficult vow you make today that we who are here will hold you to as your brothers and sisters in Christ.
L, your vow is not easier.
Ephesians 5:22-24: “Wives, be subject to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ also is the head of the church, He Himself being the Savior of the body. But as the church is subject to Christ, so also the wives ought to be to their husbands in everything.” Lori, these are not easy words to apply in your life. They are calling you to submit to John in everything as you would to God.
The world rejects this notion. It—and your own flesh—will encourage you to promote yourself. God calls you to promote your husband. The world calls you to find fulfillment in its pleasures; God calls you to find fulfillment in seeking Him. The world tells you to be independent; God calls you to Oneness.
Such submission is not always comfortable. Such submission is sacrifice.
{Your vows contain a recognition of God’s sovereign control over your marriage; they contain a commitment to leave and cleave; they contain a commitment to fulfill your God-given roles.}
4. Your vows contain a commitment to love and cherish the other in whatever circumstances you find yourself: for better for worse/for richer for poorer/in sickness and in health/as long as God gives us life
We have already talked about the various circumstances in which you may find yourself. But what you are saying here is that there will be a cherishing, a delighting, in one another.
We’ve talked a lot about vows and commitments, but these are not to be dry, obligation based commitments. They should be commitments that flow out of a heart that delights in the Lord Jesus Christ and loves to be obedient as you fulfill your wedding vows with great delight in whatever circumstances you find yourself.
A passage you were both wanted included in the ceremony speaks of the result of this sort of delight in God: “For it is God who works in you, both to will and to work for his good pleasure. Do all things without grumbling or questioning, that you may be blameless and innocent, children of God without blemish in the midst of a crooked and twisted generation, among whom you shine as stars in the universe”
God in His grace works within us the desire and ability to do that which He has called us to do. As we do those things, we stand out from those around us. We shine like stars for His glory.
May your joyful obedience to the Lord Jesus Christ in your sacrificial love for one another cause others to confess Jesus Christ as Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
Who ripped off whom?
The Lake House: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_house
and the hit Filipino movie, Moments of Love: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moments_of_Love
Coincidence? Does it matter?
Monday, May 14, 2007
Whit's Blog
Here's one on why we want to adopt. It was good to read because after a recent afternoon where the three kids we already have were going insane, I had honestly forgotten: http://waiting4number4.blogspot.com/2007/05/uno-dos-trescuatro.html
This one gives the most recent update: http://waiting4number4.blogspot.com/2007/05/little-news.html
And this is my favorite post: http://waiting4number4.blogspot.com/2007/05/prayer-for-ellies-birth-mom_07.html
Since Whitney started her blog, I've been amazed at the tight-knit community she's become a part of. Her whole world wide web world has a much different (nicer) feel. Makes me nervous.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Volkswagen Big Day
You may recognize this ad from the 01 Super Bowl. Pacing, visuals, music...everything is amazing. Check out the previous blog and follow the link for an interesting theory about about what happened next. If it's right, those Apple guys are brilliant.
iDVD ad
http://www.slate.com/id/2057413/
The theory from the ad critic at Slate is that this lesser known ad (at least to me) is a follow up to the more famous VW ad. It uses the same actor and deals with similar themes. "Leslie" would be the one that got away. It's at least an interesting theory.
Friday, May 11, 2007
The Softer Side of Russia
Recently I was amazed to open up a newspaper and see a picture of Gary Kasparov being arrested. I wondered what sort of trouble a chessplayer could get into. In Russia, apparently plenty! Kasparov, I discovered, is a member of several anti-Putin opposition groups in Russia..
Omon is the special force in the Russian police that deals with riot control. In April, they came under fire for their brutality in suppressing some of the demonstrations against Putin led by Kasparov. In a desperate attempt at image control, this month they have held training events open to the media. Some of the members of Omon were even allowed to be interviewed--as long as they did not give their surnames. A description of the excercises can be read here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/05/11/wrussia11.xml
These Omon guys are tough. I mean, they're really tough. How tough?
But the riot police have a soft side as well:
"With lengthy demonstrations of Kalashnikov firing, grenade tossing and Chechen killing, the sensitive bit of the exercise seemed in danger of being drowned out.
"But then Ajax the attack alsatian appeared and Omon's cuddly side suddenly shone forth.
An officer placed a cat on the ground just yards away from the panting dog.
"If Ajax's soul was tormented by this feline temptation, it did not show. After all, this was a dog on whose shoulders lay the responsibility of reshaping Omon's battered reputation.
"To the orders of his handler, Ajax proceeded to lick and nuzzle the cat, whose expression of nonchalance only started to slip when the dog lifted it into the air in its jaws, carried it several feet and then gently placed it back on the ground.
"'You see,' said Maj Gen Alexander Ivanin, commenting through a microphone, 'our service dogs wouldn't threaten a thing.'"
And what about their brutal break ups of the peaceful protests? Total misunderstanding:
"The rally was forbidden," said Alexander, an Omon commander. "But our reaction was not aggressive. All we did was detain three or four hooligans. Our main role was actually to protect the protesters from, for example, pickpockets."
Actual number of "hooligans" detained: 170 + 1 Grandmaster. No word on how many pickpocketers were arrested.
Retraction
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Is the Pope Catholic?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6639185.stm
"Talking to journalists on the flight [to Brazil], the Pope said his main concern in the region was the loss of millions of disaffected Roman Catholics to evangelical churches."
I find this very fascinating for two reasons. First, what about "Evangelicals and Catholics Together," a document signed by members of both groups in 1995? This document stressed commonalities between Evangelicals and Catholics and discouraged proselytizing. It was also said to have the current pope's fingerprints all over it.
Second, I would like to know...what are the primary concerns he has with Evangelicals? Is it doctrinal? Practical? Financial implications for the RCC? Political ramifications? Having a pope like Benedict, who I believe is a man of true doctrinal and personal integrity, could be very beneficial as it helps more clearly distinguish the crucial theological differences between Catholics and Evangelicals. My difficulty with ECT was that it failed to really address the crucial issue that separated the two groups: the essence of the Good News, the gospel.
One Other Issue:
Of course, there are many things I like about his pope, even though I believe we preach different gospel messgaes. Though he lamented the growth of Evangelical churches on the plane ride over, I have to admire what he did almost the moment he stepped off the plane: deliver a clear warning to RCC politicians who were seeking to enact pro-choice legislation:
"Pope Benedict XVI began his first trip to Latin America Wednesday by laying down church law on abortion, suggesting that he agrees with bishops who said Catholic politicians in Mexico had excommunicated themselves by legalizing abortion in that nation’s capital."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18569939/
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Near-Death Experience
I hadn’t really ridden one on a course before and it was a lot of fun. The only down side of the whole afternoon was my near death experience. Did I almost die crossing the rivers? Did I almost die on the jumps? Did I almost die falling into a ditch? Did I almost die when my friend and I were racing? No, nothing so glamorous. At the end of the day, as I was turning into the driveway, I stopped for a moment. My friend, who was gunning his ATV trying to catch up, didn’t see me stop. As I watched him approach me, I had no idea what to do. He was going incredibly fast and had no intention of slowing down. In my brilliance, I was now facing him broadside. If I had died, I would have died turning into a driveway.
I had always wondered how I would face death. My secret plan had always been, if I had enough time, to get the really important things out of the way (affirm my love for God, family; encourage them to persevere) and then to utter some semi-humorous/sarcastic one-liner so that I would die laughing. Ideally, others would be able to hear the line, not perish with me, and have a good time talking about it at the funeral. Potential last words, obviously dependent upon the circumstances were: “In retrospect, that could have worked out better.”; “Now do you believe me?”/ “OK, you’re right. Satisfied?”; “Duck!”; “I sure did waste a lot of time wearing sunscreen.”; etc.
On Preaching...
Fling him into his office. Tear the ‘Office’ sign from the door and nail on the sign, ‘Study’. Take him off the mailing list. Lock him up with his books and his typewriter and his Bible. Slam him down on his knees before texts and broken hearts and the lives of a superficial flock and a holy God.
When at long last he dares assay the pulpit, ask him if he has a word from God. If he does not, then dismiss him. Tell him you can read the morning paper and digest the television commentaries, and think through the day’s superficial problems, and manage the community’s weary drives, and bless the sordid baked potatoes and green beans, ad infinitum, better than he can.
Command him not to come back until he’s read and reread, written and rewritten, until he can stand up, worn and forlorn, and say, ‘Thus saith the Lord.’
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Guest Blogger
Friday, May 4, 2007
Depressing...
Debate:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?f=00&g=&p=hotvideo_m_debate_rep&t=c3684&rf=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032553/&fg=